Thursday, April 17, 2008

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME KIWI?



YES!!  Every pregnancy stereotype has been confirmed!


In case you may not know, we are pregnant (yes, WE...believe me...I'm well in this thing too!).  Life is great and pregnancy is hilarious...for me that is!  After a long day at the office, doing the family thing, getting kids fed, cleaned, and in bed...finally my lovely and I sit for a break and some "quality time" together.

Moments later, we both have our laptops up, conversation is null, and only the sound of computer keys pattering is heard in the dimly lit living room...THEN...ALL OF A SUDDEN...with a burst of renewed energy, vitality and pure SPUNK that hasn't been heard in AT LEAST the last 4 1/2 hours...an exclamatory question is offered from the mother-with-child... "I want a kiwi...kiwi sounds great...would you like some kiwi?"  CLASSIC!!

So, in a tribute to all of the mutha's out there (and the fatha's, too)...here's my Top 5 Random Pregnancy Exclamations...
  1. Is it time for lunch yet? (at approx. 9:52am)
  2. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME!!! (sob, sob)
  3. Pull over...I have to use the restroom.
  4. Oh!  I feel like I'm about to be sick!
  5. Shut up!  Until you_______...you'll NEVER know________... (fill in the blanks guys...either way, you loose :))

Please, salute those with child by posting your CLASSIC preggo remarks & comments of love!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

AWW i miss you guys, I hope all is going well..i enjoy reading your blogs..it kinda keeps me in touch with your life. Love ya Jamie